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If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days

by miramaze @ Tuesday, 09. Jan, 2007 - 17:48:28

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have
produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas
is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the
body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before itstarves to death.
(Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour

(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its
body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human
jumping thelength of a football field. (30 minutes... Lucky pig! Can you
imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm......)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder who was paid to figure that out? And what is a black light ? )

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

( I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains

(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
pleasure.

(What about that pig??)


 
 

I may have said this before

by miramaze @ Tuesday, 09. Jan, 2007 - 15:53:34


My heart is on fire,
In my madness
I roam the desert.
The flames of my passion
Devour the wind and the sky.
My cries of longing,
My wails of sorrow
Are tormenting my soul.
You wait patiently
Looking into my intoxicated eyes.
You accept my passion
With the serenity of love,
You are the master of existence
One day I shall be a lover like you .

Rumi ?

Sufi teaching

by miramaze @ Tuesday, 09. Jan, 2007 - 00:24:17

"Past the seeker as he prayed came the crippled
and the beggar and the beaten. And seeing them...
he cried, ‘Great God, how is it that a loving
creator can see such things and yet do nothing about
them?’... God said, ‘I did do something. I made
you.’"

-- Sufi Teaching

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