Nine oldsters booted out of nursing home -- for trying to have an orgy!

By MIKE FOSTER - Weekly World News- was sent to me today .

LONDON -- A group of nine love-hungry codgers were booted out of an old folks home after they tried to have an orgy in the recreation room!
The unidentified oldters, who ranged in age from 73 to 98, had apparently planned the unauthorized after-hours get-together for weeks. according to Melinda Helterford, spokesperson for the well-respected Edith Scarborough Nursing Home.

"They somehow got it in their heads to celebrate the 90th birthday of one of the women with a kind of sex party," said Miss Helterford.

"This may sound harmless or amusing to some people, but Scarborough has a reputation to uphold. We cannot tolerate that kind of conduct."

The nursing home made a concerted effert to keep the bizarre story out of the press and so details are difficult to come by.

But according to British papers, the let-it-all-hang-out party took place just after midnight on October 28. The three wrinkly Romeos and six sagging seductressess gathered together in the rec room and stripped to the buff.

"They really set the scene", a nursing home staffer who was not identified told a London tabloid. "

They'd got their hands on candles which they lit, and even put on music to create the mood."

The nude geezer gala went on for about 20 minutes before orderlies heard rumba music coming from the recreational room and went to investigate.
When they opened the doors, they were shocked to find old-timers crowded together in their birthday suits, slathered in baby oil.

"They hadn't got too far--I guess it was taking some of the gents a while to get started," the staffer said.

"But they were all naked.
Believe me, it was the scariest thing I've seen in my life."

Duhhhhhh ! what's scary is the staff's narrow-mindedness. I hope things have changed by the time my nursing home time comes around.

I hate it when I get my fingers slapped – told off- don’t you ? Grrrrrr Not only that , but early in the morning , barely awake and still in that cosy fuzzy warm place that is between the worlds of dreams and the waking world.

I sent out a mass mail to a group of people advertising my workshop. A few people had “ reacted negatively “ so the Academy phoned to say “ hey, this is not ok “.

Bugger.! Who do they think they ? Why is not O.K. because some people object ? Was it unethical of me to use the list in this way ? I wasn’t told I could not use it . In my mind I was doing them, the group a favour by telling them about something that I had to offer that would benefit them. I went out of my way to do that ..... was so proud of myself for finally getting off my butt and sending out this email ... action .... It took ever such a long time typing all the addresses in and then getting mailor demon messages back .....sighs .....

No, I shouldn’t be this sensitive. I should be tougher . Why do I let stupid things like this get to me ? It seems to confirm my fears that it is dangerous to “go out there. “ and make yourself known just when I had decided to be bold and daring. HA ! Better , safer to be a hermit and be P.C.

I’m laughing now . I am being dramatic. What's the reality of all this ?All that has happened is that they ( authority ) have pointed out what they do not like. Fair enough. Done is done. Why let myself get upset ? I have a problem with authority. I'm still the teenage rebel in many ways.

There’s a lesson in here somewhere. It is what it is, neither good nor bad. Caught with my defences down I have let this reprimand get to me ,

Who would I be without my anger and resentment ?- I’d be calm and happy , self- assured and invincible.Now that's a much nicer place to be.

So .. I’m going to turn the “ not ok “ into “ this is O.K. “ it’s my thinking about this that is not ok and that is causing all this stress, hurt and grief.

There ,., Done .. Demons exorcised and I can now move on and live happily ever after until the next time someone slaps my fingers .. but next time ... I will be the wiser . I welcome and look forward to the next time this happens.

End of moaning and complaining

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