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by miramaze @ Thursday, 24. Jan, 2008 - 17:55:24

> A thief in Paris planned to steal some
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TTFN :wave: off to help celebrate Monica's birthday :)

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NotBobNotBob [Member]
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24/01/08 @ 18:25

:)) Nice one! :))

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miramazemiramaze [Member]
25/01/08 @ 01:28

:)
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sallyontoursallyontour pro
24/01/08 @ 18:27

Dreadful, you should be ashamed :))

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miramazemiramaze [Member]
25/01/08 @ 01:28

lol I'm not .. no shame

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24/01/08 @ 18:56

*groans* :))

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miramazemiramaze [Member]
25/01/08 @ 01:27

:)
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RunDontWalkRunDontWalk pro
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24/01/08 @ 21:06

HAHAHAHAHA! Have a great evening hunny

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miramazemiramaze [Member]
25/01/08 @ 01:20

Thanks - just got back - it was lovely :)

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