> A thief in Paris planned to steal some
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> After careful planning, he got past security,
> stole the paintings and made
> it safely to his van.
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> However, he was captured only two blocks away
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> When asked how he could mastermind such a
> crime and the make such an obvious
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> "Monsieur that is the reason I stole the
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> See if you have De Gaulle to send this on to
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> I sent it to you because I figured I had
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TTFN :wave: off to help celebrate Monica's birthday :)