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Some chuckles and groans from across the big pond
by miramaze @ Friday, 25. Jan, 2008 - 14:29:30

My friend Barb in Chicago keeps sending me these ;)

There are two sides to every divorce: Yours
and Shithead's.

I live in my own little world but it's OK,
everyone knows me here.

I don't do drugs 'cause I find I get the same
effect just by standing up really fast.

A sign In a Chinese Pet Store: 'Buy one dog,get one flea.'

I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or a moaner.

I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected.

If life deals you lemons, make lemonade; if it deals you tomatoes, make
Bloody Marys.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you
want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Marriage changes passion...suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

Every time I walk into a singles bar I can´hear Mom's wise words: 'Don't
pick that up, you don't know where it's been!

:) :wave:

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sallyontoursallyontour pro
25/01/08 @ 15:09

:)) love it, especially the second one xx

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miramazemiramaze [Member]
25/01/08 @ 23:37

;)
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mad-poetmad-poet [Member]
25/01/08 @ 15:50

thanks for the laughter

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miramazemiramaze [Member]
25/01/08 @ 23:38

You're welcome
:)
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NotBobNotBob [Member]
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25/01/08 @ 17:25

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miramazemiramaze [Member]
25/01/08 @ 23:39

:)

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ganesharocksganesharocks [Member]
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25/01/08 @ 17:32

Way too funny! Thanks Mira
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miramazemiramaze [Member]
25/01/08 @ 23:40

My pleasure ganesh :)
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Miza-TMiza-T [Member]
25/01/08 @ 18:27

Very good! That's exactly why I don't do drugs either:))

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miramazemiramaze [Member]
25/01/08 @ 23:36

;) right !

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RunDontWalkRunDontWalk pro
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26/01/08 @ 03:00

Excellent! Thank your friend Barb for those. YAY!

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miramazemiramaze [Member]
26/01/08 @ 21:26

I'll tell Barb .. she 'll be pleased :)

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