I think this has been around before , but still worth a chuckle

An older lady [ per chance a Crone] gets pulled over for speeding .
>
> Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
>
> Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding ..
>
> Older Woman: Oh, I see.
>
> Officer: Can I see your license please?
>
> Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
>
> Officer: Don't have one?
>
> Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
>
> Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please .
>
> Older Woman: I can't do that.
>
> Officer: Why not?
>
> Older Woman: I stole this car.
>
> Officer: Stole it?
>
> Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
>
> Officer: You what?
>
> Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you
want
> to see
>
> The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and
calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A
senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
>
> Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The
woman steps out of her vehicle.
>
> Older woman: Is there a problem sir?
>
> Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car
and murdered the owner.
>
> Older Woman: Murdered the owner?
>
> Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.
>
> The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
>
> Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
>
> Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
> The officer is quite stunned.
>
> Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving
> license.
>
> The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and
hands it to the officer.
>
> The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
>
> Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't
have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and
hacked up the owner.
>
> Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too!!!!
>
>
> Don't Mess With a Crone!

The sun is setting as I type this 16:28 which is BRILLIANT! Our days are getting noticably longer. Wasn't too long ago when it was 14:30 and 15:00.

While researching archetypes and chakras I rediscovered 2 old accounts . One at Myss.co and the other at Live Journal Fun when that happens. I actually remembere my log in name AND password for one but not the other and had to ask for help. Then spent an hour or so customising and changing bits and pieces. Didn't have the heart to delete even though there are only 4 entries from 2004, 2005 and 2006

GJLM meeting was ispiring as usual. L.kept going on about " 2nd chakra issues " which is what took me to www.myss.co . and J is still obessed with A, but seems there is a soul purpose to them being to being together. Sadly G and Jn are splitting up , but are still best friends and soul mates. G is so very close to buying her perfect flat in town. Fingers and toes crossed and prayers sent to the Universe and Angels.

I also ordered David Richo's " HOW TO BE AN ADULT IN RELATIONSHIPS "

see http://www.davericho.com/

How To Be An Adult in Relationships

A Handbook on Psychological and Spiritual Integration

Shambhala, 2000

This book provides ideas and practices that help us as individuals and couples to build intimacy. We learn to address, process, and resolve relationship issues such as fears of abandonment or engulfment, anger, jealousy, infidelity, disillusionment, endings. We learn how to be intelligent about choosing partners and how to handle the phases we go through: romance, struggle, and commitment. We find out how mindfulness can help us be compassionate and no longer held back by the past. We discover the spiritual potential of loving.

In Spanish: Como mantener relaciones estables y duraderas (Amat: Barcelona)

Order from your favorite local bookstore or click here to order online.

So .. armed with all this knowledge I can move into that special intimate relationship that I feel is waiting just around the corner

How do I know this ? Well my Tarot Card yesterday was " The Star of Hope " no less

Hope springs eternal

Meanwhile my favourite Rat is in London and has started to call me again. THe show is obviously not over until the fat lady stops singing

Happy Monday , bloggety friends